voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

mullerreus:

We like to live life dangerously in Ireland

mullerreus:

We like to live life dangerously in Ireland

sophialabelle:

Dita von Teese - Chas Krider’s motel room shots

sophialabelle:

Dita von Teese - Chas Krider’s motel room shots

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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pugliepug:

Puglie Food & Things
Whatchu doin’ in all that.

pugliepug:

Puglie Food & Things

Whatchu doin’ in all that.

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Track Title: Wii Shop Channel Music - Shopping Theme

agizibe:

when ur mom try and be your friend after she made you cry

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armani privé couture fall 2012

thewicked-eternity