A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
We like to live life dangerously in Ireland
Dita von Teese - Chas Krider’s motel room shots
When you say something smart and people are shocked
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Whatchu doin’ in all that.
*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*
so no change
when ur mom try and be your friend after she made you cry